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Fancy yourself an asshole? Let's make it official! This awesome coin celebrates and certifies its possessor an "Official Asshole!"
At some point or another we've all been called an asshole, warranted or not. It comes with the territory when you live that "zero fucks given" lifestyle, and we wholeheartedly accept this. Sometimes "Asshole" is used lightheartedly as a term of endearment, others it's quite the opposite.
Regardless, being called an asshole more times than I can count, I embrace it as a badge of honor. And what better way to take pride in who you are than making it official with this badass 1.5" token to certify that honor!
The next time someone calls you an asshole, you can smile, proudly whip out your coin and say, "Yeah, I know. It's already official."
Each of our "Official Asshole" coins are 1.54" (39mm) in diameter (approximately the same as a Silver Dollar) and .116" thick (3mm), and weighs in at a solid 1oz. These coins are an extremely high quality mint and are akin to a traditional military challenge coin (noticeably larger and heavier than our other regular coins).
This bronze colored coin is a proprietary blended brass alloy that is then chemically aged to build up a rich oxidized coating giving it the bronze finish. Upon completion, each coin is also individually coated with fine jewelers lacquer to retard tarnishing.
All of our coins are our original designs, and we take GREAT PRIDE in the fact we design and manufacture all of our coins right here in the good ol' USA!
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